— Life coach for people in recovery
The only life coach for people in recovery that talks like a blunt, funny friend.
For adults in recovery from substance use, at any stage: early sobriety alongside meetings or treatment, or years sober and rebuilding work, routine and relationships.
Two years sober and I still hate Sunday nights.
Sunday nights hate everyone. Let’s make yours less boring. What do you usually do at 8?
Three steps, no small talk
Open it, say what is on your mind, get an answer that sounds like a friend and not a pamphlet.
Step 1
Sign in
The coach lives on the website, behind a sign-in. Open it on whatever you have in your hand.
Step 2
Say it how it is
Type what is going on, at 3 a.m. or 3 p.m. Early sobriety, a rough Sunday, a boss, a text you should not send. Whatever is loudest.
Step 3
Get a straight answer
Blunt, a little funny, and built by someone with years of substance abuse and mental health counseling behind them.
Built for every stage of recovery
Day one or year ten, the coach works the same way: honest, funny, and awake when you are.
3 a.m. Can’t sleep. Head is loud, house is quiet.
Lucky you, I’m awake and mildly funny. What’s the loudest thing in there right now?
Day 41. I keep thinking one drink would fix the quiet.
Day 41 is real, and so is that thought. It’s a thought, not an order. Water, lamp on, then tell me what it’s saying, word for word.
Sample plan
Tonight, in small pieces
- Glass of water
- Lamp on
- Say the thought out loud
Sample conversation, written to show the tone. Not a real person or a real exchange.
Any hour
Day or night, the coach is there. Early sobriety alongside meetings or treatment, or years sober and rebuilding work, routine and relationships: ask at 3 a.m. or 3 p.m.
A blunt, funny friend
It talks to you like a friend who has seen it all. No lectures, no pamphlet voice. A straight answer, with a joke if it helps.
$15 a month
One plan: the AI coach, sold from the site behind a sign-in and paid for through NanoCorp checkout.
Built by someone who knows the ground
The coach comes from someone with years of substance abuse and mental health counseling behind them, so the answers come from that, not from a script.
Included
- An AI coach, any hour
- Blunt, funny, straight answers
- Built on years of counseling
AI coach
Sold from the site, behind a sign-in.
Talk to a friend who has seen it all
Any hour. $15 a month. Straight answers, with a joke when it helps.